"The U.S. Census Bureau has placed yellow stickers on the current issue of the Philadelphia Gay News in a test run of an ad campaign encouraging LGBT folks to participate."
Honey, if you are queer and you DON'T participate in the Census, you're a fucking idiot. I hope your dick/vagina shrivels up and turns to dust. I hope you never get laid again and are single for the rest of your life and live with cats, and that all of the cats hate you and that they smell bad, making you further unfuckable.
If you don't participate in the Census, you're a fucking loser, and I'm telling EVERYONE!